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Cappy
If ignorance is bliss
A really good, if rather odd album.
What a maroon :D
A little taste of Rio...
For you DHP..
Never fear my rectal headed brethren, I have procured temporary lodgings for you at www.fuxxored.com.
What's this list?
Thought For The Day (02/07/04)...
St. Andrews Belhaven Ale
Thought For The Day (02/08/04)...
Trolly, ever listened to
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE...
Thought For The Day (2004 Valentine's Day )...
Great cartoon
Hey, Kharn
So why they don't want to cooparate?
Hello?
I will fight Diamond Gypsy!!
Speaking of 'geeks'...
CHEAP SEATS IS AFRAID IMA GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!!!!
Simple flame form
Well, I'm off to teh club....
LOL!
SMOOCHES!
NOTE TO ALL: USEFUL OPTION-DISABLE SMILIES
YO, BUMPY...
Haggis Hurl. (Game for Jimmy.)
Worm Battleship (Game)
Talk about an odd phone call...
Oh happy day
Is it just me
Why is my avatar generating a fatal "red x" error?
I got your Mama!
for wibbly.
Neat new weather maps online
Now this is a mouse pad.
DORK GET THE FUCK ON MSN RIGHT NOW
Trolly, you're in Salt Lake, right?
Trolly your legend grows
I've got a...
Heh
Now THIS is a geek.
Now THIS is a BIGGER geek.
Arrr, it be online!!!!
Dork lost his password
Where is my supersuit !?!?!!?
Stunning Web design, by this guy.
More pointless shit: Make a USB turd.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster... whoops.
a black nazi???
Is there anything the japanese can't optimize?
someone could harvest a few avatars here....
So I got a PM from DG...
Ok, for those who think
Danger, use caution when close.
The zem smiley
Fastest board gypsy yet
Eric fights back.
The good news is...
So like.. yeah... I gots dis here email....from zem
GET YOUR OGT FACE LOGO SWAG BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, DON'T GET LEFT WANTING ONE!
Tom Toles
Let me guess...?
YYAAaaAAAAY!!!11
Interesting site
Finally, a heat sink that'll keep my P4 cool
lets face it
Warning: I have a plan to spam ASSHATS untill they give me $20 and avoid the bullshit post limiter(for life)!!!!!!
eh heh...DIAMONDGYPSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dimond Gypsy I have an offer for you
Spammers are sending me jokes.
A friend sent me this :)
I just have to say
Beer and tits
Zem living in Erie, PA under an alias!
remember your first orgasm?
Passion II:The Payback of the Christ
Bush's Top 10 complaints about Farenheit 911
On a lighter note
DAyymmmnmnnnn!!! DG BE HATIN ON me and OSAMA and TRolly and YGSM and OGT (who she fucked)
MSNBC reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger has resigned as governor of California!
50 Cent is Tupac Shakur
Listening to news radio...
Ah so desu. We attack yankees soon
whoa daddy!!!1 ZEM...
Ok, now that's some funny hacker shit
More addictive then crack
YGSM, you are a cheater and you are manipulated.
Ozrat's and Oddity's Adventures in Higher Education
Ig Nobel prizes announced
Question
About my avatar
The End Of All Comedy
A Stunning Cunt.
Alright, don't tell me this has been posted before
For Trolly: New Stephen Lynch song--"Ugly Baby"
new message board
Evil Republicans or...
Great Halloween costumes for teh kiddies!
Pussy of Doom!
now's the PERFECT time to n00k Fullashat...or whatever the hell it's called.....
(Impgasm) Stephen Hawking: Iraq War a 'Crime'
Lots of shit has happened
this didn't REALLY start it all----------did it??
Why can't I see any new posts after 11/9?
Horst!
Click this
Y20K
Oddity is going to be upset
Aren't Asian's stupid?
Um Nero Caesar X PMed me and asked to lick my taint.
USA: "make love, not war"
Worker's Compensation Adjudicator 2: Mental Health Claims Specialist.
Supershadow
BULLOCK!!! ARE YOU HERE?!?!
you are a fucking cunt... musicaly.
Geraldo is a fucking sell-out.
Neverland and "The Goonies".
A travesty.
Luke encounters DAC
The "Ego Contusion" thread...
ehehehehehe "stephenerhodes@gmail.com...I finally got an invite!
Attn: Ozrat
Fucking double you 'ee' 'er 'D'uh'.
The "Tom Lykis" thread
heh...chris rock: never scared
WHAT IS THE PASSWORD TO ASSES?!
I have the password to ASSES
Holy Fucking Moley!
WTF!?!??!
403 error
Hey grim
Weather report
Fuck you YGSM
the admins are corrupt
I had a prolem wit some shit I was doin over some shit like the DG VS Zem conflict
ATTN: Ruke
Hire a rapist
*spins chair around*
check this out
Hahahahaha!
quit the game fucking noobs
RE: An Apology.
RE: woops I forgot
RE: PUBLIC. Wait. PRIVATE NOTICE TO YOU
RE: So what are you doing today?
RE: Post your pm's with bullet here
RE: ??
In 2 hours my post limit will kick over again
Fuck Trolly.
hahaha PoD just posted Cat's pic
Much like an excited onlooker...
Look at this PM Faggotboi sent me.
How does it feel, Failedman*?
get off our beaches arabs
Australian lawmakers recalled after Sydney riots
great remix
gotta love the God damned french
Hey Dove!
You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P
I am better than your kids
Looky here
hehehehehehehe!
dove you faggot clut im calling you out cunt
"Its still real to me dammit"
LMFAO
the truth comes out
Fighting at Asshats during 2006, Part 11 of 365 "Grim fights
hey grim.......doOd.......y u b so goddamn.......
An offer you can't refuse...
idiot guide to pizza ordering
RE: test
9745 Visitors: GlassJAw667, gUS, O_s_a_m_a, DammitBoy!, wibbly pig, khronoS, horst, Luke, patrix, hellinme, ... and 9684
esta mi amigo!
RE: MetroSexuals
Thanks YGSM!!
RE: HNY
RE: Never mind New Years' Eve, What about New Years' Day?
RE: This just in: Dirt no longer old!
RE: Downside of having a tattoo.
Iran hit by irony. Oops, I meant a meteor.
RE: I haven't pissed blood in ten months.
Teh Smoking Gun is there! 2004 Predictions.
Not the Onion, but could be...
RE: I avoided a friend with cancer this weekend.
RE: I'm depending on the weather
Nice essay
RE: It's about time. It's about space, it's...
Holy shit dude!
Crikey! It's hoigh toime moi 1-month-old son learned about crocs!
RE: Disfluencies. Hmmm.
Woodchipper I say!
Thought For The Day (11 January 2004)...
RE: Dancin' by meself, I guess.
One for gypsy
RE: Not having learned the lesson the first time...
Tone Capone sez...
Women's Suffrage
RE: Divorce complete on 1/26/04
RE: Fuckin' dyin' up in heah
RE: I expect I'll be banned soon.
RE: Here's a techy question for YGSM
RE: Tink and Zem Blog: Inquiring Minds Want to Know...
RE: What I have sunk to, Ahhhaaa. (Sic)
RE: Big Football Day in NE and Indy.
RE: Numbness from the neck down.
This Is The End
RE: Site redirected to new host.
RE: Please take away these privileges
Iowa Caucus Predictions
RE: Why textile mills are being shuttered.
All threads button is working now,
RE: School's back in session today right?
RE: International Travel
Chronic Masturbator
RE: We have webmail!
RE: Hahahahahaha THIS is FUN ...
We're back in business...
RE: A guy's love letter
RE: As the DNS turns--shit shit shit
RE: Another night out...
eom!
Best.Virus.Evah!
RE: A friend died yesterday afternoon...
RE: Is ogt about to fuck up another relationship?
RE: The New Site
Is asshelmets slow...or is it just me?
RE: Spam Poets. I like this.
RE: Is fuxxored slow, is it just me?
RE: You know.......family sucks
RE: Why men should not babysit
RE: another test........
RE: I got the job I got the job
Thought For The Day (01/28/04)...
RE: Zem and OGT: 50 lbs lighter my ass.
RE: Well let's try this again.....hi ya papi
RE: Wish me happy birthday
RE: Automatic Adam.
RE: Well, since da board farted...
RE: BOARD POOT!
RE: Is Osama banned at fuxxored?
RE: Out-geeking Trolly
Happy Birthday, Captain Amazing!
RE: Cat.
RE: Speaking in {perl} is teh gay.
Rank Images/Numbers
Can I be of assisstance?
RE: Why post on a board that allows personal info?
RE: Real life photos...