dammitboy.......only the faqs plz.......

[kº®]

##EFCODE##why is his iq so low?

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how did he acquire his taste for homo-erotica?

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what influenced him to shun god and love satan?

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why can't he stop touching himself?

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why do his marriages fail?

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why is he such a racist?

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where does he buy his jeans?

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does he really love his kids?

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[trollificus]

##EFCODE##
I recently read on the internet that Chuck Norris does not "put his pants on one leg at a time, just like we do".

[Mo]

##EFCODE##Anyone can piss on the floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.

[Chuck Norris]

##EFCODE##I'm about to get upset.

[DammitBoy!]

##EFCODE##Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.