the Tards of A.W.E.

[DammitBoy!]

http://www.arguewitheveryone.com/lob...ml#post1176017

[Lysol]

Originally Posted by Elissar

irreparably broken cooter coupled with rampant penis envy?

You're so right *sniff*, you flaccid, bitch-titted, mincing nancy-boi. You don't mind if I borrow your mangina for a while, do you? My cunt punching fist is itchy for a work-out, and you've always reminded me of Ned Beatty... WEEEEE WEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE!
:jailhump:

Anygay, hey Cat, howzit going?

[trollificus]

Originally Posted by Lysol

You're so right *sniff*, you flaccid, bitch-titted, mincing nancy-boi. You don't mind if I borrow your mangina for a while, do you? My cunt punching fist is itchy for a work-out, and you've always reminded me of Ned Beatty... WEEEEE WEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE!
:jailhump:

Anygay, hey Cat, howzit going?

Your flame, while spirited, is full of wild anatomical inaccuracies.

Not so much the mangina part, but Ellisar is about 6'2", 105 lbs. If he had moobs, they'd stand out like Jane Russell's cantilever-supported nosecones.

[Lysol]

Alright, you got me there. He's still a dead camel pumping poo-pusher.

Where the hell did he go, anyway. I'm assuming he's home safe and sound now, right? (Wasn't he the one in i-crack, or was it ass-ganistan?)

[DammitBoy!]

Originally Posted by Lysol

Alright, you got me there. He's still a dead camel pumping poo-pusher.

Where the hell did he go, anyway. I'm assuming he's home safe and sound now, right? (Wasn't he the one in i-crack, or was it ass-ganistan?)

He's in Georgia now doing training, so it's still kinda like being in Iraq...

[Lysol]

Shiiiit, I got this one all wrong. So he's still a camel pumping poo-pusher in training then? Is he going over?

[Elissar]

Tisk tisk tisk, vacation in 1 3rd world shithole and all the sudden you're labeled a camel fucker.

Actually, yes i am going to deploy again, this time to afganistan. Thanks for asking.

[Lysol]

Seriously, good luck and stay well.

[DammitBoy!]

Originally Posted by Lysol

Shiiiit, I got this one all wrong. So he's still a camel pumping poo-pusher in training then? Is he going over?

No, elissar went over to Iraq - while serving a tour - his helicopter fell out of the sky - went to rehab for a broken cooter - went back to iraq and finished his tour - then he came back to the states for more training - now he is going back over to afghanistan. Pretty sure he doesn't need any extra camel poo-pushing training.

Unless I missed something else...

[Elissar]

close but not quite right, crashed the first tour, broke my back, did rehab for several months, relocated to georgia, for training and a 2nd deployment (15 mths) in iraq, didnt crash that time, came back to georgia and am now training up for afganistan, lots of mountian flying, confined space and pinacle (2 wheel and 1 wheel landings) air assaults etc.

sounds like lots of fun but really it's starting to get a bit old. Mostly because of the completely unrealistic flight schedule we have had forced on us.