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Old 04-27-2009, 02:49 AM
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well, i guess you aint packin then
Hey, I can't help it if you're used to people using both fists..
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:53 PM
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Hey, I can't help it if you're used to people using both fists..
Don't be rude, wibs.

It's not like she takes two fists in the spam purse*...I mean, one up the ass and one in the axe wound isn't so bad.

*-at the same time, I mean.
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:12 AM
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Don't be rude, wibs.

It's not like she takes two fists in the spam purse*...I mean, one up the ass and one in the axe wound isn't so bad.

*-at the same time, I mean.

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Old 04-28-2009, 09:16 AM
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:37 PM
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men are so defensive when it comes to their packages.

i wonder why short men drive big pickup trucks?
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:13 PM
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:11 AM
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Well...if you look at your dick, and then look at a baby's head...it's hard to believe those "Oh you're so BIG!" screams.

Just sayin'...
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:46 AM
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men are so defensive when it comes to their packages.

i wonder why short men drive big pickup trucks?
maybe they work in construction?
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:59 PM
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Well...if you look at your dick, and then look at a baby's head...it's hard to believe those "Oh you're so BIG!" screams.

Just sayin'...
Made me L out loud.

Wibs is funny, too.
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