Ideas for Gulf of Mexico oil cleanup

walk..?

you dumb fvcks would be tripping over your own two feet.

bike..?

you dumb fvcks can't balance a budget so there's little hope you dumb fvcks could balance yourselves on a bike.

why is this bp's fault..?

it's America who set out the rules which bp followed.

the spill is America's fault.

and all those goo looks good on you.

fags.

[littleelvis8]

Originally Posted by fags u r

walk..?

you dumb fvcks would be tripping over your own two feet.

bike..?

you dumb fvcks can't balance a budget so there's little hope you dumb fvcks could balance yourselves on a bike.

why is this bp's fault..?

it's America who set out the rules which bp followed.

the spill is America's fault.

and all those goo looks good on you.

fags.

The 'goo' is on the birds and turtles.

Incidentally, Canada, despite it's lack of population and quality of living standards, outnumbers the US in total bird population, 3-1. A good portion of those birds happen to be Canadian Geese. Which, by the way, have denser feather downs, making them more oil absorbent.

Do the math. A slug could figure it.

Because this event is so emotionally and politically charged, after rescue, the birds are set free in an area totally void of oil leakage! What sense does that make?

[littleelvis8]

Another option we haven't tried, is flooding the area.

I'll give you an example before I explain my idea;

Let's say you're making a pitcher of iced tea. The more water you add, the less concentrated the tea. Huh? Little light bulb going off in your head?

It's so fuicking obvious! We could make the water less dense with oil, by simply adding more water. Instead of drilling relief wells, we should be drilling as many water wells we can in the gulf and along the coast (fed to the gulf).

[littleelvis8]

If we could somehow attach a heavy-duty chain around the hole, we could attach the other end of it to a tanker, or even cruise ships (might need more than one), and just pull that bad boy out of there.

[wibbly pig]

We could try showing the leak a picture of gypsy naked, that'd make pretty much anything shrivel up...

[Cat]

Plug it with a gigantalope sized tampon.



Not my original idea ... wish it was.

[Cat]

Why find a solution at all? In a mere few million years we'll mutate and adapt, then oilfront properties will be hot again.

Buy now.

[Cat]

Make boybands with slicked back hair (jheri curl for the black boy bands) popular again. If it catches on and becomes an actual trend, voila!, all the kids in the US (black and white both!) will run to Gulf to dip their heads in the oil. I think the oil could be sopped up in a week.

[Cat]

Speaking of DG, maybe if she just sat in the Gulf h20 there'd be enough oil for her dusty, cracked, dried out, canyon to be slightly moisturized. A moist DG is a horrible thought (you're welcome ), but the spill would be sopped up.

[Cat]

Hm, wonder if tossing grim's carpet in there would cause a terrible chemical reaction and make it worse, or, in fact, have the opposite effect?
Meh, it's prolly too full and crusty to soak anything more into it.